Jonathan Mardukas: [as Jack is stealing a truck] I don't like this. I don't like anything you do, to tell you the truth. Nothing.
Jack Walsh: Are you gonna propose to me? Joey: Propose? Jack Walsh: Propose! Because if you're not, quit starin' at me, OK?
Airline Pilot: Can I help you guys? Alonzo Mosely: Special Agent Mosely, FBI. Airline Pilot: Are all you guys named "Mosely"?
Jack Walsh: We are getting off here, Mr. Railroad Man!
Jack Walsh: I've known you for all of two mins & already I don't like you Jonathan Mardukas: gee that's too bad coz I really like you
Jonathan Mardukas: What you think Serrano is most afraid of? Jack Walsh: [pause for a moment] going cross-country with you!
Jonathan Mardukas: Why don't you put the cigarette out. Jack Walsh: Why don't you shut up and leave me alone? Jonathan Mardukas: Put the cigarette out, Jack. Jack Walsh: What a... Jonathan Mardukas: Put the cigarette out. Jack Walsh: [laughing, motio...
[first lines] [Jack trying to pick door lock. He drops one of his picks. When he bends over to pick it up, a gun shot is fired through the door, right where his head had been previously] Jack Walsh: Shit!
Jonathan Mardukas: [making fun of Jack] Jack? "What?" When do you think you we're gonna get to L.A.? "None of your fucking business!" Well, I have to go to the bathroom. "Shut the fuck up!"
Jonathan Mardukas: You two are the dumbest bounty hunters I have ever seen! You couldn't even deliver a bottle of milk!
Marvin Dorfler: See you in L.A., Jack!
Marvin Dorfler: Are you gonna stand up there with your thumb up your ass? Or you gonna get me the fuck outta here?
Jonathan Mardukas: See you in the next life, Jack.
[before boarding a plane] Jonathan Mardukas: I just wanna tell you that I have fear of flying. Marvin Dorfler: Well, why don't you just relax and sleep through it? [Marvin punches Jonathan, knocking him out]
Eddie Moscone: Let's go have some breakfast. Jack Walsh: I don't eat breakfast. Eddie Moscone: Well then have an early lunch, let's go!
Jack Walsh: When have I ever, when have I ever let you down before you fucking rat?
Airline Ticket Clerk: [selling a flight ticket to Marvin] Would that be smoker or non-smoker, sir? Marvin Dorfler: [exhaling smoke] Take a wild guess.
Jonathan Mardukas: You're OK, Jack. I think... under different circumstances you and I probably still would have hated each other! [Both laugh loudly]
