Jonathan Mardukas: Two dollars? That's all you're gonna leave? Jack Walsh: That's fifteen percent. Jonathan Mardukas: That's thirteen percent. These people depend on tips for a living!
Marvin Dorfler: [after Mosely takes his cigarettes for the second time] Why don't you quit? It'd be cheaper for both of us.
Jonathan Mardukas: [impersonating an FBI agent] Would you describe exactly what the last man who passed a $20 bill to you looked like? Bar Cashier: Thirty, tall... Jonathan Mardukas: About 6 feet? Bar Cashier: [shakes head] Six-five. Jonathan Marduka...
Jack Walsh: How much is here? Jonathan Mardukas: Neighborhood of three hundred thousand. Jack Walsh: That's a, that's a... very respectable neighborhood.
Jack Walsh: I never took a payoff in my life and I'm not gonna start with someone like you. Jonathan Mardukas: Why not? Jack Walsh: Because you're a fucking criminal and you deserve to go where you're going and I'm gonna take you there and if hear an...
Jonathan Mardukas: I got money, y'know. Jack Walsh: I'm sure you do. Jonathan Mardukas: I'll give you whatever you want. Jack Walsh: Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like ya. Jonathan Mardukas: Gee, that's too b...
Jimmy Serrano: You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil. Do you understand me? Tony Darvo: You got it, Jimmy. Joey: Hey, Tony... he ain't mad at...
Jack Walsh: I know you had money. I didn't know you HAD money.
[last lines] Jack Walsh: You wouldn't happen to have change of a thousand, would ya? Cab Driver: What are you, a comedian? Get out of here, ya bum! Jack Walsh: Well, looks like I'm walkin'.
Jason: You don't look like a criminal. Jonathan Mardukas: I'm a white-collar criminal.
Jonathan Mardukas: What's the name of this establishment? Red Wood: Red's Corner Bar. Jonathan Mardukas: Are you Red? Red Wood: Yes. Jonathan Mardukas: Do you dye your hair? Red Wood: No. [pause] Jonathan Mardukas: Why do they call you Red? Red Wood:...
Jonathan Mardukas: Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago police department?
Jonathan Mardukas: You can't steal a truck ! Jack Walsh: You were stealing a plane !
[Jack is hotwiring a truck] Jonathan Mardukas: You get it started, and I'll run you over. That's the best plan I can think of.
Jack Walsh: [into the phone] ... I'm calling to tell you though that you're a dead mother fucker, you understand me?
Jimmy Serrano: I thought you said this guy was gonna be on the plane. Tony Darvo: That's the information we got. Jimmy Serrano: "That's the information we got." I'm gonna tell you something. I want this guy taken out, and I want him taken out fast. Y...
Jimmy Serrano: This is it. Tonight is the fucking night. I am tired of all these screw-ups. As soon as I get the discs from Walsh, you guys drop Walsh and then you drop the Duke. You understand? I get the discs, you drop them.
Jack Walsh: Oh Marvin, you did it this time! Marvin Dorfler: What the fuck are you talking about? Jack Walsh: Those were hired killers back there! Marvin Dorfler: Hired to kill who? Jack Walsh: [pointing to Mardukas] Hired to kill this guy! Jonathan ...
