Capt. Jack Aubrey: Do you see those two weevils Doctor?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: I do.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Which would you choose?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Neither. There is not a scrape of difference between them they are the same species of curculio.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: If your had to if you were forced to make a choice, if there were no other response then...
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Dr. Stephen Maturin: Well, then if your going to push me... I would choose the right hand weevil, it has significant advantage in both length and breadth.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: [slams fist on table] There I have you! Your completely dished. Do you not know that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!