[trying to make conversation with Aurelia, who doesn't understand a word] Jamie: No, right. "Silence is golden," as the Tremeloes said. Clever guys. Although I think the original version was by, uh, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Great, great, g...
Judy: All I want for Christmas is you.
Prime Minister: Oh dear, it's the Chancellor of the Exchequer on the other line. Karen: No, it isn't. Prime Minister: I'll call you back. Karen: No, you won't.
Sam: But you know, the thing about romance is... people only get together right at the very end.
Sam: Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
John: So, what do you reckon to our new Prime Minister, then? Judy: Oh, I like him. I can't understand why he's not married, though. John: Well, you know the type. He's, uh, married to his job. Either that, or gay as a picnic basket.
Prime Minister: Oooooo, would we call her chubby?
Colin: America, watch out, here comes Colin Frissell! [pauses and turns, holding his hands out as if describing a large fish] Colin: [in a much deeper voice] ... And he's got a big *knob*!
[in Portuguese] Jamie: Good evening. Mr. Barros? Mr. Barros: Yes? Jamie: I am here to ask your daughter for her hands in marriage. Mr. Barros: You want to marry my daughter? Jamie: Yes. Mr. Barros: [yelling toward the back of the house] Come here, th...
[Natalie runs up to the Prime Minister at Heathrow airport and leaps into his arms] Prime Minister: God, you weigh a lot! Natalie: Oh, shut your face!
Harry: [to Rufus the gift-wrapper] NO! No bloody holly!
[Billy's record makes #1 at Christmas; he gets a phone call] Billy Mack: Hello? Elton! Of course. Of, of course! Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!
Mia: It's an art gallery, full of dark corners, for doing... dark deeds.
Jamie: [learning Portuguese] Oh my God, I've got a terrible stomach ache. It must have been the prawns. My goodness, this is a very big fish! It tastes delicious!
Mia: I don't want something I need. I want something I want - something pretty.
[In the airport, Daniel, Carol, Sam, and Carol's son are waiting. Joanna appears at the gate] Sam: There she is! [he runs to her] Joanna Anderson: Hi! [Sam wants to kiss her, but holds back] Sam: Hello. Daniel: [watching] Agh! He should have kissed h...
Juliet: Banoffee pie? Mark: No, thanks. Juliet: Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes. Mark: Oh, right. Well, lucky you.
Sarah: [on phone] Hello, darling. No, no I'm not busy. No - fire away.
