Parky: This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas Number One. How's it looking so far?
Billy Mack: Very bad indeed... Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach Number One, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.
Parky: Do you mean that?
Billy Mack: Well of course I mean it, Michael. Do you want a preview, you old flirt?
[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]
Parky: *That'll* never make Number One!