Ben Sanderson: [to a woman at the bar] What's your name? Terri: Terri. Ben Sanderson: Terri, I am going to buy you a drink. Terri: I'm OK, thanks. Ben Sanderson: Bud, please. Buy the lady a drink and another one for you. I'm Benjamin. Ben. Benny Good...
Ben Sanderson: I came here to drink myself to death. Sera: How long will it take you? Ben Sanderson: I'd say about three to four weeks.
Peter: You're sick... that's all I have in cash. Now please, don't drink it in here.
Debbie: I think the nicest thing about the film actually is that we get to handle guns, and I had never done that before.
Sera: What's up? Ben Sanderson: I was looking for you tonight. I don't know if you've a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, but I thought maybe we could get some dinner.
Ben Sanderson: Sarah, with an "H"? Sera: With an "E". S-E-R-A. Sera.
Ben Sanderson: We could get prime rib. They got it on sale for $2.99. I love that dress.
Mr. Simpson: Well... what are you going to do now? Ben Sanderson: I thought I might move out to Las Vegas.
Sera: You go back to your hotel and I'll go back to my glamorous life of being alone. The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of mouthwash to get the taste of cum out of my mouth. I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of.
Ben Sanderson: I think when I'm done with this I'll have a gin and tonic. L.A. Bartender: Do you know what time it is? You should be drinking coffee. You're a young guy. You know, it's none of my business, but if you could see what I see, you wouldn'...
Ben Sanderson: [when asked who he's speaking to by a woman at the bar] Little brown-nosed gnomes with a sling-shot.
Ben Sanderson: Don't you think you'd get a little bored, living with a drunk? Sera: Well... that's what I want. Ben Sanderson: You haven't seen the worst of it. I knock things over... throw up all the time. These past few days I've been very controll...
Sera: [Ben has been on another binge] I want you to see a doctor. Ben Sanderson: Sera... I'm not gonna see a doctor. Perhaps now would be a good time for me to move back to a motel. Sera: And do what? Rot away in a room? We're not gonna talk about th...
L.A. Bartender: Do you know what time it is? You should be drinking coffee. You're a young guy. It's none of my business, but if you could see what I see, you wouldn't be doing this to yourself. Ben Sanderson: I understand what you're saying. I appre...
Sera: I think the tough times are finally behind me. There'll always be bad things, but... my life is good. It is as I want it to be. It's good. It's good being here with you.
Pawn Shop Owner: What can I do for you? [Ben presents his Rolex watch to the pawn shop owner] Pawn Shop Owner: Five hundred dollars. Ben Sanderson: Five hundred dollars for a 1993 Rolex Daytona? I'll do it.
Sera: So, Ben with an "N"... what brings you to Las Vegas? Business convention? Ben Sanderson: I came here to drink myself to death.
Ben Sanderson: You know I love you, yeah? Sera: Yeah, I know... I love you. I love you.