Sarah: Would he tell me that this door leads to the castle? Guard: [Whispers with his counterparts] Yes? Sarah: So... the other door leads to the castle and this one leads to certain death. Guard: [All the guards Oooh] But he could be telling the tru...
Guard: Your Highness! Your Highness! Your Highness, the girl! The girl who ate the peach and forgot everything! Jareth: What of her? Guard: She, the monster, Sir Didymus, and the dwarf, they made it through the gate and they're on their way to the ca...
Stepmother: She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say.
Fiery 1: When your thing gets wild, chilly down, chilly down!
Hoggle: You have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me. Sarah: What kind of a position is that? Hoggle: No position! That's my point.
Jareth: Tell me Sarah, what do you think of my labyrinth?
[repeated line] Sarah: It's not fair!
The Junk Lady: What's the matter, my dear, don't you like your toys? Sarah: [comes to her senses] It's all junk! The Junk Lady: [picks up a music box] Well, what about this? This is not junk, eh? Sarah: [smashes music box] Yes, it is! [Sarah's room c...
[Sarah is running away from the Fire Gang] Fiery 1: Hey, lady! It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads! Firey 2: Yo! You're only allowed to throw your own head! Firey 5: Yeah, that's right!
The Wiseman: Quite often, young lady, it seems like we're not getting anywhere, when in fact... The Hat: We are! The Wiseman: ...we are.
Sarah: I wish the goblins would come and take you away! Right now!
Goblin: [poking Ludo with a biting stick] Try this one on for size, you big hippie!
Sarah: [seeing a Goblin aiming his cannon at her] Whoa, Nellie, duck! [the Goblin fires] Hoggle: [laughs] Missed!
Hoggle: Oh, no... Not the CLEANERS!
