B.B: [affectionately] Did you dream of me, Mommy? I dreamed of you. The Bride: [crying] Every single night, baby.
Esteban Vihaio: What were we talking about? The Bride: Bill. Where's Bill? Esteban Vihaio: Where's Bill? Yeah... Hmm... Bill is on the Villa Quatro, on the road to Salina. I will draw you a map.
The Bride: Karen... I just found out, right now, not a moment before you blew a hole through the door, that I'm pregnant. Karen Kim: What is this? The Bride: On the floor, by the door, is a strip that says I'm pregnant. Karen Kim: Bullshit. The Bride...
Pai Mei: [in Mandarin] Your so-called kung-fu... is really... quite pathetic.
Pai Mei: [in Mandarin] The exquisite art of the samurai sword? Don't make me laugh! You're so-called exquisite art is only fit for Japanese fatheads!
Pai Mei: [in Mandarin] I despise the goddamn Japs!
Larry Gomez: Take a hit... be somebody, baby.
Larry Gomez: Fuckin' with your cash is the only thing you kids seem to understand!
Larry Gomez: Let's go to the calendar! It's calendar time! Calendar time for Buddy!
[discussing Tommy Plympton, the Bride's husband-to-be] Bill: And what does he do for a living? The Bride: He owns a record store. Bill: Ah. And what do you plan to do? The Bride: I work in the record store. Bill: Ah. Suddenly, it all seems so clear.
Larry Gomez: The hat. That fucking hat. How many times did I tell you not to wear that fucking hat? Budd: Customers wear hats. Larry Gomez: I'm not the boss of the customers, but I'm the boss of you, and I'm telling you to keep that shit kicker hat a...
Reverend Harmony: Rufus... he's the man. Reverend Harmony: [to Rufus] Who was that you used to play for? Rufus: Rufus Thomas. Reverend Harmony: Rufus Thomas... Reverend Harmony: [to Bride] Rufus Thomas. Rufus: I was a Drell. I was a Drifter. I was a ...
The Bride: Do I look pretty? Bill: Oh, yes. The Bride: Thank you.
[last lines] a crew member: Ok, mark it. And action. [man screams in pain] a crew member: Cut. The Bride: Oh, come on, let's do it again. [a crew member laughs]
