Lajjo Kapur: You?
Guru: Yes, me!
Lajjo Kapur: Have you come from the bureau?
Guru: Yes!
Lajjo Kapur: But I asked for a Sardar on the phone!
Guru: And I'd said 'young' on the form!
Lajjo Kapur: No, no! It's not me... It's my granddaughter!
Guru: Confusion!
[blows a kiss]