Alexander Andrews: Don't fall out of any windows!
Ellie Andrews: I'll stop a car, and I won't use my thumb! Peter Warne: What're you gonna do? Ellie Andrews: It's a system all my own.
Peter Warne: I want to see what love looks like when it's triumphant. I haven't had a good laugh in a week.
Peter Warne: Just keep your eye on that thumb. [sticks out his thumb to hitch a ride, the car wizzes past] Ellie Andrews: Still got my eye on the thumb. Peter Warne: Something must have happened. I'll try number 2. Ellie Andrews: Well, wake me up whe...
Oscar Shapeley: Believe you me! Ellie Andrews: Believe you me, you bore me to distraction.
Ellie Andrews: What is it that we're supposed to be doing again? Peter Warne: Hitchhiking. Ellie Andrews: Well you've shown me an excellent example of the hiking part. When does the hitching come in?
King Westley: [after Ellie runs away from their wedding] What happened? Alexander Andrews: I haven't the slightest idea.
Ellie Andrews: How did you get the car? Peter Warne: I gave him a black eye for it. And had to tie him to a tree.
Ellie Andrews: We'll get on a merry-go-round and never get off. Promise me we'll never get off.
Ellie Andrews: [drinking a toast] Well, here's to the merry-go-round.
Danker: Oh, I see, young people in love are never hungry.
Ellie Andrews: Aren't you going to give me a little credit? Peter Warne: What for? Ellie Andrews: I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb. Peter Warne: Why didn't you take off all your cloths? You could have stopped 40 cars...
Oscar Shapeley: Well shut my big nasty mouth!
Oscar Shapeley: One on the side Shapely, that's what they call me.
Peter Warne: Excuse me, lady, but that upon which you sit, is mine. Ellie Andrews: I beg your pardon! Peter Warne: Now, listen. I put up a stiff battle for that seat. So if it's just the same to you - scram. Ellie Andrews: [ignoring him] Driver! Are ...
