Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Quotes

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Indiana Jones: We weren't brought here. Our plane crashed. Willie: [nodding and smiling] It crashed. Shaman of Maypore: [laughing] No, no, no. We prayed to Shiva to help us find the stone. It was Shiva who made you fall from sky. So you will go to Pa...

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Mola Ram: The British in India will be slaughtered. Then we will overrun the Moslems and force their "Allah" to bow to Kali. And then the Hebrew God will fall and finally the Christian God will be cast down and forgotten.

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Indiana Jones: [meeting on the floor] The antidote! Willie: Where's the diamond?

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Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us? Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist. Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies. Indiana Jones...

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Willie: I can't go to Pankot! I'm a *singer*!

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Willie: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer? Indiana Jones: I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll? Willie: What do you mean "tag along"? Ever since you got into my club, you haven't been able to ta...

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Willie: You know how to fly, don't you? Indiana Jones: Um, no. Do you?

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Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist? Willie: Hard to believe, isn't it?

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Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country? Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head. Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps? Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It ...

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Shaman of Maypore: Like monsoon... [moves his hand over his eyes] Shaman of Maypore: ...it moves darkness, over all country.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Willie: Ooh, what big birds! Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!

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Lao Che: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi? Indiana Jones: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him. [Kao Kan holds his bandaged hand] Lao Che: You have insulted my son. Indiana Jones: No, you have in...

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[Indy and Short Round are exploring a cavern] Short Round: Feels like I step on fortune cookie! Indiana Jones: It's not fortune cookies. Let me take a look. [Indy lights a lighter to find bugs crawling all over the place] Short Round: That no cookie!

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Kao Kan: [laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?

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Short Round: Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!

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Indiana Jones: Shorty, where's my razor?

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Willie: Give me your hat. Short Round: [takes his cap off] Why? Willie: [taking the cap] Because I'm gonna puke in it! [Short Round quickly tugs the cap off her]

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Indiana Jones: [on Willie's incessant screaming] The biggest trouble with her is the noise.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom