Gobber: [Slapping a thick book on the table] The Dragon Manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of.
[Thunder rumbles]
Gobber: No attacks tonight. Study up.
Tuffnut: Wait, you mean *read*?
Ruffnut: While we're still alive?
Snotlout: Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?
Fishlegs: [eagerly] Oh! I've read it like, seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face, and, and there's this other one, that buries itself for like a week...
Tuffnut: [interrupting] Yeah, that sounds great. There was a chance I was gonna read that...
Ruffnut: But, now...?