Phil: Yo, mom. Isn't there any hot water? Mrs. Lancaster: [laughs] Oh, no. There wouldn't be today. Phil: [laughs sarcastically] Of course not. Silly me.
Phil: [to Rita] Is there anything I can do for you... today?
Phil: Commander, what's going on? Groundhog Official: There's nothing going on. We're closing the road. Big blizzard moving in. Phil: What blizzard? It's a couple flakes. Groundhog Official: Don't you listen to the weather? We got a major storm here....
Gus: [waiter drops a tray of dishes] Real nice. Just put that anywhere, pal. Yeah. [laughs] Ralph: Good save!
