Groundhog Day Quotes

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Phil: [Holding Phil the Groundhog behind the wheel] Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!

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Phil: I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned. Rita: Oh, really? Phil: ...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.

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Felix's Wife: Dr. Connors. I want to thank you for fixing Felix's back. He can even help around the house again. Phil: I'm sorry to hear that, Felix.

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Rita: What should we drink to? Phil: I'd like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.

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[Driving down the railroad tracks toward an approaching train] Phil: I'm betting he's going to swerve first.

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Rita: [Phil has described several people in the diner] What about me, Phil? Do you know me too? Phil: I know all about you. You like producing, but you hope for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh. Rita: Well, everyone knows that! Phil: You like boats, bu...

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Phil: Come on, *all* the long distance lines are down? What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you have some kind of a line that you keep open for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.

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Man in Hallway: Morning. Off to see the groundhog? Phil: Yeah. Man in Hallway: Think it'll be an early spring? Phil: Didn't we do this yesterday? Man in Hallway: I don't know what you mean. Phil: [slams him against the wall] Don't mess with me, pork ...

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Phil: Why are you here? Rita: You said stay so I stayed. Phil: I can't even make a collie stay.

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Ned: So what are you doing for dinner? Phil: Umm... something else.

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Phil: So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you? Rita: You're incredible. Phil: Who told you?

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Phil: There is no way that this winter is *ever* going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.

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[after Phil has driven the truck he has stolen off a cliff to kill both himself and Punxsutawney Phil] Larry: He... might be okay. [the truck explodes in a fireball] Larry: Well, no. Probably not now.

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Rita: This day was perfect. You couldn't have planned a day like this. Phil: Well, you can. It just takes an awful lot of work.

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Phil Connors: Excuse me, where is everybody going? Fan on Street: To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day. Phil Connors: It's still just once a year, isn't it?

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Phil: Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

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[to Rita about Phil] Larry: Did he actually call himself "the talent"?

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Rita: I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way. Phil: My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.

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