Grindhouse Quotes

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Pam: [Stuck in Stuntman Mike's car] If you just stop right now, you know, and, and let me out, I'll never tell anybody... Stuntman Mike: Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is a hundred percent d...

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[as she beats Dakota's car with a shovel] Babysitter Twin #2: We're gonna kill you!

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Stuntman Mike: Ladies, we're gonna have some fun.

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Lt. Muldoon: You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick.

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Dr. William Block: You gotta lose the arm, Joe. Joe: Lose the arm? What do you mean, "lose the arm?" My arm?

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Stuntman Mike: [to Arlene] There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

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Pam: Is that cowboy wisdom? Stuntman Mike: I'm not a cowboy, Pam. I'm a stuntman.

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[looking at a photo of Jungle Julia] Stuntman Mike: You got a kiss for me, my girlfriend?

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Abernathy: You best get yo' ass off Kim's car. Lee: I've seen Kim sit on it before. Abernathy: Her ass ain't yo' ass.

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The Rapist: I'm gettin' my dick wet. Rapist #2: She's only got one leg. The Rapist: Easier access. Rapist #2: Oh... that is a good point.

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Cherry: You a doctor? Dr. Dakota Block: Hm. I was earlier tonight. Cherry: I always wanted to be a doctor, instead, I can do this. Useless talent number 66. I'm very pliable. Dr. Dakota Block: You know my girlfriend had a theory, she said that you fi...

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Lt. Muldoon: Where are my men? Abby: [throws a bag to Lt. Muldoon] I put several right here. Lt. Muldoon: What the fuck is this? Abby: Their balls, sweetheart.

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[Abby is being held down around some severed testicles] Lt. Muldoon: Looks like I got you by the balls, Abby. Abby: You certainly have.

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[from segment 'Thanksgiving'] Trailer voiceover: You'll come home for the holidays... in a body bag.

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Henchman: Please, Father. Have mercy. Priest: God has mercy. I don't.

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Announcer: If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you'd better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!

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Announcer: [first lines, voiceover] They called him Machete. Machete: [voiceover] Seventy dollars a day for yard work. Hundred for roofing. The Boss: [car with The Boss pulls up] Get in. Machete: [cut to Machete in car with The Boss] One-twenty-five ...

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[Machete trailer: Machete sharpens a machete] Announcer: [voiceover] He knows the score... [cut to The Boss picking up a phone] The Boss: Where are my wife and daughter? [cut to Machete in a pool with The Boss's wife and daughter] Announcer: [voiceov...

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