Nick Dunne: You fucking cunt! Amy Dunne: I'm the cunt you married! The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I'm not a quitter... I'm that cunt.
Nick Dunne: [after seeing positive pregnancy test] I didn't touch you! Amy Dunne: You didn't need to. Nick Dunne: Bullshit! That notice of disposal, I have that. You threw it out. Amy Dunne: The notice? Yes. [rubs stomach] Nick Dunne: I want a blood ...
Nick Dunne: Come home, Amy. I dare you.
Amy Dunne: You think you'd be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I'm it.
Amy Dunne: The girl with the giant cum-on-me tits.
Nick Dunne: When I think of my wife, I always think of her head. The shape of it, to begin with.
Desi Collings: Octopus and Scrabble?
Sharon Schieber: Nick Dunne. You're probably the most hated man in America right now. Did you kill your wife, Nick?
Nick Dunne: Your parents literally plagiarized your childhood? Amy Dunne: No, they improved upon it, and then peddled it to the masses.
Amy Dunne: Want to test your marriage for weak spots? Add one recession, subtract two jobs. It's surprisingly effective.
Amy Dunne: I'm so much happier now that I'm dead.
Margo Dunne: [after seeing how Nick cheated on his wife] You fucking idiot...!
Nick Dunne: All I'm trying to do is being nice to the people who are volunteering to help find Amy.
Marybeth Elliott: [Walking around North Carthage with Nick] My God, this place literally smells like feces.
Amy Dunne: [in her diary] I will practice believing my husband loves me, and will love this baby. That this child might really save our marriage. But I could be wrong. Because sometimes, the way he looks at me, I think, man of my dreams, father of my...
Tanner Bolt: I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition. What to say, what not to say. Margo Dunne: A trained monkey? Tanner Bolt: A monkey who doesn't get the lethal injection.
Margo Dunne: Boo hoo, I got laid off. Guess I'll fuck a teenager.
Detective Rhonda Boney: Well, we have our first clue. [holds an envelope that reads Clue One]
