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Blake: And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

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Blake: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?

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[Williamson is going to the cops] Shelley Levene: Don't. Williamson: Hehe... I'm sorry. Shelley Levene: Why? Williamson: Because I don't like you. Shelley Levene: [in tears] My daughter. Williamson: Fuck you.

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Dave Moss: Yes, well that's very cute, but you're running this office like a bunch of bullshit.

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Williamson: You've got a big mouth... now I'm gonna show you an even bigger one.

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Dave Moss: Cop couldn't find his dick, two hands and a map.

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[Williamson shuts the door in Ricky's face] Ricky Roma: Fuck. Fuck, fuck, FUCK! Williamson! Williamson! Open this fucking door!

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Williamson: Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?

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Dave Moss: That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a fuckin' asshole.

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Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*. Shelley Levene: The leads a...

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Dave Moss: We don't gotta sit here and listen to this. Blake: You CERTAINLY don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired.

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[after learning that the Lingk sale has been filed] Ricky Roma: You filed it, that puts me over the fuckin' top, I want my Cadillac. I don't wanna hear no fuckin' shit and I don't give a shit. Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtow...

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Dave Moss: You got the memory of a fucking fly.

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Shelley Levene: Williamson! Williamson! Put me on the board! Put me on the Cadillac board!

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Shelley Levene: [Levene has just cut a deal with Williamson to get 2 of the Glengarry leads for $100] What? What? Williamson: Two leads. A hundred bucks. Shelley Levene: Now? Williamson: Yes, now... when? Shelley Levene: Oh, shit John! Williamson: [t...

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Blake: A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have you attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? ...

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Blake: A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think the came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you...

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Ricky Roma: I subscribe to the law of contrary public opinion... If everyone thinks one thing, then I say, bet the other way...

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