Tyler Durden: We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
Narrator: You're making a big mistake, fellas! Police Officer: You said you would say that. Narrator: I'm not Tyler Durden! Police Officer: You told us you'd say that, too. Narrator: All right then, I'm Tyler Durden. Listen to me, I'm giving you a di...
Narrator: If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
Narrator: [while brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wa...
Narrator: I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it! Narrator: OK. Give me some water! Tyler Durden: Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or... [shouts] Tyler Durden: look at me... or you...
Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just... Marla Singer:
Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon. Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.
Narrator: Tyler, what the fuck is going on here? Tyler Durden: I ask you for one thing, one simple thing. Narrator: Why do people think that I'm you? Answer me! Tyler Durden: Sit. Narrator: Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you. Tyler Durde...
Narrator: Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler's?
Narrator: And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
Narrator: If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
[while burning the Narrator's hand with lye] Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? Narrator: No, no, I... don't... Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the po...
Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.
Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car. Narrator: There's always that.
Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
