Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes

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[Jeannie enters Mr. Rooney's office] Grace: Hello, Jeannie. Who's bothering you now? Jeannie: Is Mr. Rooney in? Grace: No, I'm sorry. He's not. May I help you? Jeannie: I seriously doubt it. When's he back? Grace: Well, I don't know. He's left the sc...

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[opening lines] Radio Announcer: It is a beautiful day in Chicago. Temperatures in the upper 70's.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ed Rooney: Ahem... Mr. Peterson? Cameron: [clears throat] Uhum! Ed Rooney: Uhhm... you know, I-I think I owe you an apology, sir. Cameron: [disguised voice] Well I should say you do! Ed Rooney: I, uh... I-I-I... Cameron: [still disguised] Well, I thi...

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris: I'm serious man, this is ridiculous making me wait around the house for you. Cameron: Why can't you let me rot in peace? Ferris: Cameron, this is my ninth sick day. If I get caught, I don't graduate. I'm not doing it for me, I'm doing it for ...

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Jeannie: [thinking to herself] Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What...

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Shermanite with Jersey: Who's he talking to? Blond Sherminite: Ferris Bueller, you know him? Shermanite with Jersey: Yeah, he's getting me out of Summer School. [pause] Shermanite with Jersey: Shit, I hope he doesn't die. I can't handle summer school...

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Grace: Oh, Ed. You just sounded like Dirty Harry just then. Ed Rooney: Really? Thanks, Grace.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ed Rooney: Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief. Sloane: Great.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ed Rooney: How would you feel about another *year* of high school? Under my close personal supervision.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Jeannie: I can't drive when you're yelling at me! STOP IT!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Boy in Police Station: What's your name? Jeannie: It's Jean, but most guys call me Shauna. Boy in Police Station: Okay, Jean.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris: [Hiding on the floor of the taxi while his father is in the car next to him] What's he doing? Sloane: He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Cameron: [while kicking his father's car] Who do you love? Who do you love? You love a car!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris: It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Attendant's Co-Pilot: [having gotten away with taking the priceless 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California on a wild joyride] Yeah, man, we gotta' do this again!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Sloane: Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Cameron: [fake answering machine message] You have reached the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary. We're deeply sorry we are not able to come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number, we will get back to you as soon as humanly possible.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him. Grace: Well with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... Its true.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off