Car Driver: [Car driver in traffic jam snaps when cut off by lady in car] Hey you dumb bitch you cut me off! What's the matter with you? Move up or move back! Get out of the way! What the hell are you, a moron? Come on! If I wanna be in a parking lot...
Adele Foster-Travino: What's your name? Sergeant Prendergast: My name is mud. Adele Foster-Travino: Nuh-uh! Sergeant Prendergast: Yes it is. Adele Foster-Travino: Your name is not mud! Sergeant Prendergast: Well, it will be. Once my wife finds out th...
Nick, Surplus Store Owner: [looking at the knife he has just been stabbed with] This isn't one of mine.
Nick: Why don't they call you guys officer-esses? Sandra: I beg your pardon? Nick: You know, like actress. Something to signify... You know. Sandra: Oh. I guess they feel a police officer is a police officer. Not a... You know. Nick: Okay then. Sorry...
Sergeant Prendergast: [Standing on the hill near the convenience store] Hey, Mr. Lee! D-FENS!
Nick: You know what was in this? Zyklon-B! You remember? What the Nazis had? Listen! [Shakes the can, a slight rattle is barely audible] Nick: Empty! This was used, man! This was actually used. I wonder how many kikes this little can took out! Huh! T...
[repeated line] Nick: Think about it.
Mr. Lee: You go now. No trouble. Bill Foster: No. I stay. What do you think of that?
Sergeant Prendergast: What did this guy look like? Angie: I don't know, he looked like you except he was taller and he had hair. Det. Jones: [sarcastically] Good description, Angie.
[Bill Foster exits his car in the middle of the highway] Guy on Freeway: Hey, where do you think you're going? Bill Foster: I'm going home!
[Foster has just attacked the gang members on the hill] Bill Foster: What about the brief case? You forgot the brief case! I'm going home! So clear a path, you motherfuckers! Clear a path! I'M GOING HOME!
Sergeant Prendergast: [the other detectives have filled his desk with kitty litter] How am I supposed to get a pen out of here? Detective Keene: You don't need a pen. Just use one of them cat turds.
Sergeant Prendergast: Lucky you caught me. Motorcycle Cop: I am? Sergeant Prendergast: Yeah. Today's my last day as a cop. Motorcycle Cop: Lucky me.
Gang member 1: Motherfucker, give us your motherfucking briefcase!
