Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quotes

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Clementine: My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice, right now.

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Joel: [talking to Clementine in the train] Sorry, I'm just... trying to be nice.

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Joel: I think your name is magical.

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Clementine: I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told!

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Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage? Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.

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Patrick: You know that girl we did last week? The one with the potatoes. Stan: That girl? Yeah, that's this guy's girl. Patrick: Yeah. Stan: Right... Was. Took care of that. Patrick: Well uh, I kind of fell in love with her that night. Stan: What? Yo...

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Frank: McRomance. Want some fries with that shake?

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[4-year-old Joel watches his mother leave the room] 4-Year-Old Joel: I really want her to pick me up. It's amazing how strong that desire is.

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Carrie: I saw you talking to someone pretty! Rob: Yeah, man, who was that? Joel: She was... just a girl.

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Clementine: I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I'd like it.

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Joel: It's goddamn freezing on this beach. Montauk in February, brilliant, Joel.

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Joel: Can you hear me? I don't want this any more! I want to call it off!

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Joel: Wait! Clementine: ...What?... What do you *want* Joel? Joel: I don't know! I want you wait for just a... a while.

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Stan: You looked happy. Happy with a secret.

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Joel: Look at it out here, it's all falling apart. I'm erasing you and I'm happy!

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Joel: By morning, you'll be gone.

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Clementine: Look man, I'm telling you right off the bat I'm high maintenance. So I'm not gonna tip-toe around your marriage or whatever it is ya got goin' on there. If you wanna be with me, you're with me. Joel: Okay.

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Clementine: What are you, NUTS? Joel: It's been suggested.

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