Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quotes

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Clementine: You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything, every damn, embarrassing thing.

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Clementine: I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.

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Joel Barish: I can't see anything I don't like about you. Clementine: But you will, you will think of things and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me. Joel Barish: Okay. Clementine: Okay.

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Clementine: You know me, I'm impulsive. Joel: That's what I love about you.

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Mary: Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders. [they click glasses] Mary: Nietzsche. Beyond Good and Evil. Found it in my Bartlett's.

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Clementine: [whispers] Meet me... in Montauk...

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Clementine: [after discussing the names for all the different hair colors there must be] I apply my personality into paste. Joel: Oh, I doubt that very much. Clementine: Well, you don't know me so... you don't know, do you? Joel: Sorry, I was... just...

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Clementine: Joel, hide me in your humiliation!

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Joel: My God, there's people coming out of your butt.

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Joel: [on tape recording] And the whole thing with the hair - it's all bullshit. Joel: I really like your hair. Clementine: Thank you.

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Joel: I can't remember anything without you. Clementine: Aw, that's... very sweet, but try.

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Joel: Mierzwiak! Please let me keep this memory, just this one.

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Clementine: You're not a stalker, or anything, right? Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember? Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book. Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

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Clementine: I'm Clementine. Can I... borrow a piece of your chicken? Joel: And then you just took it... without waiting for an answer. It was so intimate; like we were already lovers.

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Clementine: [Clementine has dyed her hair orange] You like? To match my sweatshirt, exactly. Joel: Ahaaahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! I like it! Clementine: You do? Joel: You look like a tangerine! Clementine: Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine. Joel: Juicy... 'n seed...

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Clementine: You don't tell me things, Joel. I'm an open book. I tell you everything... every damn embarrassing thing. You don't trust me. Joel: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. Clementine: I don't do that. I want to know you. [angr...

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Clementine: I wish you'd stayed. Joel: I wish I'd stayed, too. NOW I wish I'd stayed. I wish I'd done a lot of things. I wish I'd... I wish I'd stayed... I do.

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Clementine: Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call. That'd be... nice!

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