Charlie Chaplin: I'm sorry, I prefer not to shake hands with Nazis.
German Diplomat: What have you got against us, Mr. Chaplin?
Charlie Chaplin: What have you got against everybody else?
Man at party: You'll have to forgive him. He's a Jew!
German Diplomat: Really.
Charlie Chaplin: I'm afraid I DON'T have that honor! Excuse me.
Woman at party: [to Chaplin as he leaves] Shame on you!