Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) Quotes

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Riggan: [waiting for his cue during Mike's scene] He's good, huh? Annie: He's incredible. I think he's drinking real gin.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Sam: What's so funny? Riggan: [Sam brought him some flowers] I can't smell it.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Lesley: I'm pathetic. You know, I've dreamt of being a Broadway actress since I was a little kid. And now I'm here. And I'm not a Broadway actress. I'm still just a little kid. And I keep waiting for someone to tell me I made it. Laura: [Sincerely] H...

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Mike Shiner: Riggan, your gun is ridiculous. I can see the red plug in the barrel, so you look like a kid with a plastic toy when you point it at me. I don't feel threatened at all. Get a better one. Have some self respect, please.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Riggan: I'm the answer to a fucking Trivial Pursuit question

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Riggan: That guy is the worst actor I've ever seen in my life. The blood coming out of his ear was the most honest thing he's done so far. Jake: It's not that bad. [pause] Jake: Okay, it was fucking terrible.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Riggan: She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Sam: What's so funny? Riggan: I can't smell them.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Annie: The sunbed is here. Riggan: What does that mean? Annie: That means there is a sunbed out there being delivered to in here.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Sam: [inspects Mike's black eye] Who did that to you? Could have been anybody, I suppose.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Jake: [to Riggan] This isn't the 90s anymore.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

[last lines] Sam: Dad? Dad? [runs to window, looks out, looks down, looks up, laughs]

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Riggan: Look, you're beautiful and you're talented. And I'm lucky to have you.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Lesley: He tried to fuck me in front of the entire audience.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Larry: Thank the Lord and pass the biscuits, I finally have an actor to dress.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Lesley: Mike's available. Riggan: I thought he was doing the thing...? Lesley: He was. He quit... or got fired. Riggan: Which is it, quit or fired? Lesley: Well, with Mike it's usually both.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

[first lines] Young Birdman: How did we end up here? This place is horrible. Smells like balls. We don't belong here.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Sam: What kind of flowers did you say you wanted? Riggan: Alchemillas, or something that smells nice.

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