Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) Quotes

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Riggan: [to Birdman] Bye-bye. And fuck you.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Sam: Truth or dare? Mike Shiner: Truth. Sam: That's boring. Mike Shiner: Truth is always more interesting.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Mike Shiner: [to Riggan] Don't tell me how to do my job. This is my town, and to be honest, most people don't give a shit about you here. Lady in Bar: Hey, you're Riggan Thompson, right? Would you mind having a picture with us here? [hands phone to M...

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Mike Shiner: Give me a cue again. Riggan: Okay. "Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask. I don't actually know the man, I've heard his name mentioned in passing. I don't know, you'd have to know the particulars. I think what you're saying..." Mike Shiner: ...

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Gabriel: Are you at all afraid that people will say you're doing this play to battle the impression that you're a washed up superhero...? Riggan: No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. That's why 20 years ago I said no to Birdman 4.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Riggan: That's you Mike. You're Mr. Natural. Mr. "F - k the scene, just stare at my massive hard-on," right? That's the truth of the moment. Mike Shiner: Do you think it was massive?

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Sylvia: You know, just because I didn't like that ridiculous comedy you did with Goldie Hawn did not mean I did not love you. That's what you always do. You confuse love for admiration.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Riggan: I'm nothing. I'm not even here.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Lady in Bar: You headed to Hollywood, Mike? Mike Shiner: No. Hollywood's heading here, Tabby.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Clara: Now, is it true that you've been injecting yourself with semen from baby pigs? Riggan: I'm sorry, what? Clara: As a method of facial rejuvenation. Riggan: Where did you read that? Clara: It was tweeted by @prostatewhispers. Riggan: No, that's ...

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Broadway Man on Street: "Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." [sees Riggan] Broadway Man on Str...

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Jake: Ask me if he sells tickets. Riggan: Does he sell tickets? Jake: A shitload of tickets! Now ask me if the critics like him? Riggan: Do they like him? Jake: They want to spooge on him. Riggan: [Indicating there's a lady in the room] Hey. Jake: Le...

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Jake: Get that smile off your face, you're freaking me out.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Sam: I want to ask another question. Mike Shiner: You already did. Sam: One more. Mike Shiner: Go ahead. Sam: If you weren't afraid, what would you want to do to me? Mike Shiner: I'd pull your eyes out of your head... Sam: That's sweet. Mike Shiner: ...

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Riggan: The last time I flew here from LA, George Clooney was sitting two seats in front of me. With those cuff links, and that... ridiculous chin. We ended up flying through this really bad storm. The plane started to rattle and shake, and everyone ...

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Riggan: Why did we break up? Sylvia: Because you threw a kitchen knife at me. And an hour later you were telling me how much you loved me.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Sam: Do you really think you'll be ready for opening tomorrow? Riggan: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, previews were pretty much a train-wreck. We can't seem to get through without a raging fire or a raging hard-on. I'm broke. I'm not sleeping like, ...

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Jake: He has a thing for nuns... in diapers.

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