The Joker: New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: Smylex.
[Joker reads the newspaper] The Joker: "Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait till they get a load of me!
Bruce Wayne: You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!
Joker: Antoine got a little hot under the collar.
[to Rotelli's charred and smoldering corpse] Joker: Your pals, uh, they're not bad people. Maybe we, uh, outta give them a couple of days to think it over. [shakes head] Joker: No? [looks surprised] Joker: Grease 'em now? Well, OK. You are a vicious ...
The Joker: I'm of a mind to make some mookie.
Alfred Pennyworth: Miss Vale called again. Dare I suggest that your present course of action might simply strengthen her resolve. She is quite tenacious. Bruce Wayne: You're right about that. Alfred Pennyworth: And if I may say so, quite special. Per...
[about one of his suits of armor] Bruce Wayne: It's Japanese. Knox: How do you know? Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.
Vicki Vale: What can I do for you? The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
The Joker: [examining Vicki's work] Crap... crap... crap... crap... [sees pictures of war victims] The Joker: Ah! Now that's good work! The skulls... the bodies... you give it all such a glow! I don't know if it's art, but I like it!
The Joker: Gotham City Cathedral, transportation for two. Helicopter Goon: Right away, sir? The Joker: Five minutes. Helicopter Goon: Five minutes. [Joker raises his head to look at the top of the Cathedral] The Joker: Better make it ten.
Vicki Vale: [speaking across the entire dining room table] Could you pass the salt?
Vicki Vale: He's really wonderful? He loves you a lot. Bruce Wayne: Alfred's a great one. I Couldn't find my socks without him.
[first lines] Passenger: Excuse me. Tourist Dad: I'm sorry, this is my cab. Passenger: Sorry. Tourist Dad: Listen, I was here first! [as the cab drives away] Tourist Dad: Oh, God! Oh, taxi? Taxi!
Bob the Goon: Let him go, or I'll do Gordon.
Alexander Knox: Mr. Dent, I love that tie. We were discussing the pros and cons of winged vigilantes. What's your stand? Dist. Atty. Harvey Dent: Mr. Knox, we have enough problems in this city without worrying about ghosts or goblins. Alexander Knox:...
Jack Napier: We've been ratted out here, boys.
The Joker: [Talking to Bob] You [heavy breathing] The Joker: are my number one [heavy breathing] The Joker: guy.
