Russell Hammond: I'm never as good as when you're there.
Ben Fong-Torres: A Mo-Jo, it's a very modern machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page!
Russell Hammond: I hurt the flower.
Polexia Aphrodisia: It's all happening!
Anita Miller: This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess.
Elaine Miller: Rock stars have kidnapped my son!
Sapphire: They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts.
Elaine Miller: Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper.
Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs! William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words! Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words: I dig music. I'm on drugs!
William Miller: When and where does this "real world" occur?
Penny Lane: Maybe it is love, as much as it can be, for somebody... William Miller: Somebody who sold you to Humble Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer! I was there! I was there!... Look- I'm sorry. Penny Lane: [sniffs] What kind of beer?
Topeka Kid: You're Russell from Stillwater. Russell Hammond: Well, yeah, on my better days, I am Russell from Stillwater.
Russell Hammond: You know, I think we both wanted to, uh, to be with her. I guess she wanted us to be together.
Lester Bangs: And then it just becomes an industry of... cool.
Anita Miller: One day you'll be cool. Look under your bed, it'll set you free.
Elaine Miller: [to William] Your Dad was so proud of you. He knew you were a predominantly accelerated child. Anita Miller: What about me? Elaine Miller: You are rebellious and ungrateful of my love.
[Ed's only line] Ed: Fuck it! I'm... I'm gay!
Russell Hammond: [upon entering William's bedroom] So... This is where the enemy sleeps.
