Alice in Wonderland Quotes

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Queen of Hearts: [after the Queen of Hearts is hit in the head and covered in the table cloth] Someone's head IS GOING TO ROLL FOR THIS!

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March Hare: Start at the beginning. Mad Hatter: Yes, yes. And when you come to the end... [chuckles] Mad Hatter: STOP. See?

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Alice: [turning down an offer for a cup of tea] I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time! March Hare: The time! The time! Who's got the time?

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Alice: [drinks from bottle] Mmm... tastes like cherry tart. [shrinks down] Alice: Custard. [shrinks down] Alice: Pineapple. [shrinks down] Alice: Roast turkey. [now at minimum size] Alice: Goodness! What did I do? Doorknob: [chuckles] You almost went...

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Alice: Oh dear, everything is *so* confusing. Caterpillar: It is not. Alice: Well, it is to me. Caterpillar: Why? Alice: Well, I can't remember things like I used to, and... Caterpillar: Recite.

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Dodo: Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!

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Mad Hatter: Mustard! Yes, mu- MUSTARD? Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's different...

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Alice: In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.

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Orchid: To put it bluntly, a weed.

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March Hare: There's only one way to stop a MAD WATCH.

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Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads.

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Mad Hatter: Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!

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Dodo: [singing] We'll blow the thing there out, we'll smoke the monster out!

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Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life.

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Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: [singing together] How do ya do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands. How do ya do and shake hands and state your name and business. [both spoken] Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: That's manners!

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Mad Hatter: [after "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch] Two days slow, that's what it is.

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[last lines] Alice's sister: Alice... Alice... will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson? Alice: [waking up after escaping the mob] Hm? Oh. Oh, uh, how doth the little crocodile improve each shining tail and pour the waters of the... Alice...

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The Rose: Girls! We shall sing "Golden Afternoon". That's about all of us.

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