Airline Employee: Aisle or window, smoking or non? Otto: What was the part in the middle?
Wanda: The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself".
Wanda: I'll be right back, take your clothes off.
Wanda: What have you found out? Otto: Not a lot. Wanda: You realise he's in court tomorrow? Otto: I know. I know that! Wanda: So nothing, huh? Otto: Nix! Zip! Diddly! Bupkis! [seductively] Otto: Niente!
[Otto dangles Archie out a window] Archie: All right, all right, I apologise. Otto: You're really sorry. Archie: I'm really really sorry, I apologise unreservedly. Otto: You take it back. Archie: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imp...
Wanda: You just wanted to get me into bed. Archie: I fell in love with you. Wanda: How come you dumped me then. Archie: I wasn't rich enough, remember. Wanda: Say something in Russian. Archie: No.
Ken: Rev-enge! Otto: [laughing] It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?
Archie: You make me feel free. Wanda: Free? Archie: Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone "Are you married?" and hear...
Otto: Pork away pal. Fuck her blue.
Ken: Otto t-t-tried to k-k-kiss me. Wanda: I thought he might.
Wanda: Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
Otto: Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet.
Wendy: Your father has finally gone completely mental!
Otto: So the old lady's gonna m-m-m-meet with an accident eh K-K-K-K-Ken?
Otto: What is this? "Hump a Limey" week?
Wanda: Get the fuck out of here, Otto. Otto: Relax. I heard moaning; I was worried.
Archie: You are the sexiest, most beautiful girl I have ever seen... in my entire life. Wanda: Get me my drink.
Otto: Ok... Ok... DISAPPOINTED. Son of a bitch. What do you have to do in this world to make people trust you? Wanda: Shut up. Otto: People are always taking advantage of me. Wanda: Shut up and think. [Otto pulls out a silenced pistol and fires two s...
