George Bernard Shaw
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.