I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.
My wit is only as stupid as the audience.
Sometimes when I'm writing, I wonder if the words have a mind of their own, and if they're really just using me as a puppet to manifest themselves.
During my completely soul-shredding midlife crisis at the age of twenty-eight, I felt sure I had peaked too soon.
