Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase it to make you happy.
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in HaikuYour tummy, soft as warm dough. I knead and knead, then bake it with a nap.
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in HaikuDogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr. I say: No contest.
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in HaikuFine. If you insist. I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But-- I won't enjoy it.
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in HaikuSorry about the squishy in your shoe. Must've been something I ate.
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku