Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?
CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook. BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?
CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?
CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a Caravan.... If it was Five Go Down To a Crack House it might be a bit more exciting.
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work. BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels? CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.
