What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.
Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.
Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.
In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?
My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?
He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.
You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Vibrizzio...
Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?
Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.
One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus
Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.
