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I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.

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If I weren’t married, and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d ask that girl out. But what can I do? I’m an honorable guy.

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My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t fooled—I knew they were really honoring themselves.

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The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone. 

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I didn’t list listening as one of my skills, probably because I didn’t hear what the interviewer asked.

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When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks. 

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I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it.

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I want to write a universal truism that won’t be blurred by body language, cultural confusion, or translation mishaps, so I want to bypass language—both verbal and nonverbal—and leap to pure concept where all men can be reached, or stoop down t...

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Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it may be said that I’m a leader—a leader of one with followers of none.

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On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men. 

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I heard everything you said, listened to half, and agreed with a quarter. And 12.5% isn’t bad—if you’re collecting that in interest on money you lent out.

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I don’t need a hearing aid—I need a listening aid. And this aid, she’d better be pleasing to look at.

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I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m not gentle.

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If it’s invisible, I can’t remember if it’s there or not. And not only that, but I can’t even remember what it is.

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When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in.

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I can’t afford to waste either my money or my time—but that doesn’t stop me from trying.

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I need to call it a night. But only because I don’t know what else to call it. What’s in between evening and morning?

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A shadow is midnight’s whisper, I thought as I shouted at my invisible clone. Killing your own clone is the only time you could commit murder and suicide at the same time by killing just one person.

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