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I drink special water, because not all water is equal. Some water is smarter and taller and more handsome than other water.

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I’m as deadly as a marine, when compared to marine plant life. It took lots of water, sunlight, and standing still to get this badass.

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Water is like love, but love is not like water. No, because if it were, I’d be the camel of love.

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I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losing and I’m winning.

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I didn’t win a championship, but I did pop some champagne bottles—and a few locks. Why bother training when you can just steal the trophy?

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I just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kicked in.

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When Jed comes in and gives you that look where his forehead wrinkles up and his chin drops so low that his baggy eyes can't even look you square in your eyes, well, I guess you realize that it must be your turn to get out into the winter snow and ro...

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I rearranged the letters of the word “Wisdom” and got “swimod.” Afterwards I felt like I was drowning in foolishness.

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He has wisdom beyond his years. He’s 87-years-old, and he’s at least as wise as an 88-year-old.

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I gather wisdom like a net gathers fish. And the more fish I get in my net, the more I feel like a chicken.

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If I had three magic wishes, I’d use the first wish for one more, to replace the one I just wasted wishing for something I already had.

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He wouldn’t even understand dry wit if you dropped him off in the desert with a canteen full of sand and a Sandberg poem.

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I had to stop selling stick-figure portraits of women at the beach, after too many customers complained I was making them look “too fat.

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I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.

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Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his ear off.

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About money-grubbing women, here’s my stance: Bring on the gold diggers. I’ve got nothing to offer but pyrite.

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I treat women like royalty. But not from a Bolshevik perspective.

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I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% of the female population).

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