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I walk slowly when I’m being introspective and nostalgic. Some might call it moping. But I don’t. I call it love.

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I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.

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If I had a vulva, I’d let you drive it like a Volvo. It’s all about safety. You could probably park on the street, but you might get a ticket.

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I don’t need to actually make my product safer. All I need to do to make it safe is put a warning label on the package.

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I’m a door-to-door salesman. I sell doors. If I can’t knock on yours, because you don’t have a door to knock on, I know you’ll be interested in what I’m selling.

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The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a horse, and then finally bring up the newest model automobile you have for sale.

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50% of sales are going to come from women buying it for men, but where are the other 50% in sales going to come from? Mars. The thing I’m selling? Love. Supplies are unlimited, and free, so hurry and buy today.

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People hear the word “sales” and it scares them. But sales is nothing more than developing a relationship. A good salesman knows the relationship must be balanced and symbiotic—both parties must feel that what they received is equal to what the...

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I don’t think he’s good with people because he’s a salesman—I think he’s a salesman because he’s good with people.

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I ate Satan, and then shit out a snake.

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In 50 years, I’m going to tell my grandchildren, “Back when I was growing up we didn’t have teleportation devices. We actually had to walk to school. In the snow. And shoes hadn’t even been invented yet.

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When I was growing up, I’d walk to school in the snow. In Florida. Uphill all three ways.

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I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always keep it classy.

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While I've never read Scientific American, I'll bet it is pretty scientific. And American. Just like those prehistoric cave drawings in the south of France.

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The fields of science are full of crop circles that can't yet be explained by scientific means.

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I know the secret number of the universe. It’s one, for the individual in search of the secret number. But the secret itself is love, and lies outside of one.

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We have no secrets from each other, though sometimes I wish some things were more hidden. What’s more transparent than invisible?

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I am going to think of you every time I don't have sex. So that'll mean I'll always be thinking of you.

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