This Book is Not FOR SALE Quotes

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Men will tolerate what they are used to, even if it’s intolerance. That’s why I still drink milk, even though I’m lactose intolerant. Mamma didn’t raise no bigot.

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I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.

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I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of concave and convex relationships. I feel that women like that I’m like that.

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I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind.

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I didn’t make two mistakes all day yesterday. I just made one long one that lasted 24 hours. 

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We all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to the public.

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Don’t show me how I messed up, because I don’t need to be shown. Clearly if I’ve messed up once, I can do it again without any coaching from you.

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For most Americans, money and calories are always on their minds, although they burn too much of one, and not enough of the other.

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Do onto others what others won’t do for themselves. If they won’t save their money, I’ll save their money for them.

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My wallet isn’t empty—it’s full of hope. Thanks, Obama!

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Tickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through the window to get them.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I reminded them of Orafoura’s shadow, I’d have a penny more than ninety nine cents. And even then that’s because I muttered it to myself this morning in the shower.

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I want to get even. I want to get even more money.

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I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.

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Love is the thing that holds life together. Sort of like rind to a melon, cloth to a stuffed animal, or money to the time spent with a stripper.

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I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.

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Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.

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Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d just empty your money into my wallet.

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