This Book is Not FOR SALE Quotes

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If you forget your manners, you can always borrow mine. I won't be using them.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Why spend ten dollars to buy one item that does two things, when for five dollars a piece I can sell you two items that each does one thing?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bumpers.

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Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it faster with a shovel.

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II’m proud to say that over the past few years there’s been considerable disinterest in my work. But things should pick up once my forklift arrives.

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My wife must be stupid. I mean, look, she married me, didn’t she?

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At first I thought my wife and I were made for each other. It was as if we came out of the same factory. I think we were made in the USA, because things quickly began falling apart.

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I wish I had five wives, one for each day of the workweek. This would leave me the weekends to enjoy time with my two mistresses.

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Life's too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.

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I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she made me dress up like the pizza delivery boy while I rang.

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To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if you’re trying to measure the love my ex wife had for me.

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If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?

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You don’t need gale force winds to push you in the right direction. No, all you need is a good wife to push you around.

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I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full of surprises!

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I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where to show up?

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Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other acceptable answers are Dora J. Arod and Jarod Ora.

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Kent Ornado marries Sarah Urricane. One won’t take the others last name; instead, they’ll merge their entire names together to come up with Natural Disaster 1 and 2, respectively.

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We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.

This Book is Not FOR SALE