This Book is Not FOR SALE Quotes

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I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.

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Bring on hyperinflation! I want to be a millionaire with minimal work.

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I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember myself. So it’s fact based on secondhand information and trust.

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I want to fill a jar with a lot of clapping, and sell my applause next to the applesauce in a grocery store. You can eat the praise you didn’t earn, but did pay for.

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When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.

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On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight, and ends at 12:01 AM. Don't be late!

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I belong, and my penis, it be long.

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If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's assuming drag queens are half price.

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You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons for clones.

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As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roof over your head.

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I want to mass produce wretchedness. An unsatisfactory factory. Then I want to produce cologne and stench—at different ends of the production line. So it would be an olfactory factory.

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I’m so paranoid that everyone starts to look like everyone. I convince myself I’m a con named Vince. My lips are thin and tight, but my tongue is broad and loose. I’m taking my secrets to your grave, after I put you there.

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Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable.

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The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt.

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I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.

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I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.

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One day Orafoura and I were walking along and I turned and said, "I wish I could capture the weather in a bottle." Without looking at me he said, "You can capture rain in a bottle. Some people call that water.

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Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.

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