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You get used to success and you start to expect it—and that’s when you fail. Luckily for me, I can’t possibly fail, precisely because I always fail.

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It’s December in Florida, and there are still a few leaves clinging on the branches for dear summer.

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If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring?

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Pride must be a summer thing, because it "comes before the fall.

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It’s spring now, and I was just thinking that I haven’t been in love since the fall. The fall of the Roman Empire.

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I stepped on a banana spider today. I didn't crush it, but I did slip and fall. Then I got bit by one of the Three Stooges, possibly John McCain.

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I’ll work hard to win fame and recognition from the public, and then I’ll work hard to remain anonymous and unrecognizable and become as private as a hermit.
 I’ll be hermaphroditic with my notoriety, embodying both ends of the spectrum as I ...

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I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number. That number is four.

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My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can read this, Happy Birthday!

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My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, and I smiled and gave thanks for the little miracle God worked in my life.

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There is one tree in Gainesville I call "Grandfather" because it looks like a giant Bonsai tree. Well, that and I actually thought it was my mother's father for the longest time.

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The best thing my grandpa ever said to me was, “Gladys, bring me some more damn soup.” Well, maybe he wasn’t talking to me, but it was still good to hear he was a romantic.

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Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be better than the bathroom sink, which is where my brother is keeping him now.

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I'm the oldest of twelve brothers. However, the other eleven are yet to be born.

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I couldn’t have pulled it off if you hadn’t have pulled out all those years ago. So thanks, dad.

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I don’t have any original facial expressions. Everything I have I inherited from my parents. Someday I’ll show you my “You’re adopted” smile.

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A person’s favorite word is brother, because he or she can relate to it. I love it because we value most in life the things we do not have.

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The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up five minutes before sunrise, so I can berate my grandpa like he was my own child.

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