This Book is Not FOR SALE Quotes

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I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you.

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Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.

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I found a body today. It was mine, so I played with it.

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My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body.

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I am the now of the then. My body is the embodiment of all my ancestors who came before me. They live on in me.

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I want to grow a tan and an accent, then dig it out of my garden and staple it to my naked body. I like Salmon Rushdie like a bear would. Especially with a honey glaze.

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Be proud of your work week, not your weak work. Monday-Friday you can find me working out. I have the body of a fisherman.

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I would visit Hawaii, but I’m not that strong of a swimmer. My strength is all in my heart, and I love like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s body looks.

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Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on music, but literally books full of sheet music. Fascinating reading.

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Book: Ten Steps to Asexuality and Financial Freedom, by Lonely Path

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I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.

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I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will be surprised by how shitty my book is.

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All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions.

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The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide.

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Most people have a list of 100 books to read before they die, or 100 places to visit. Not me. I have a list of 100 birthdays to see. No need to write them down, they're simply 50 through 150. Another list of mine is 100 people to meet before I die wh...

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The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.

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I enjoy reading books by way of subtitles from the movies they got made into.

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Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of those books’ front covers.

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