The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life Quotes

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Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chanc...

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, be proactive. Do not let them direct your interaction on their terms, do it on yours. Ask a Misdirection Question--something too ...

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever.

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Over the years I've received thousands of e-mails looking for guidance. Some have real problems; some talk about monkeys and poo--though those people may also have real problems.

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Yes? No? It doesn't matter. In America, "Qualification" is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Entertainment is business: the business of fucking art in the face.

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Some PR is about getting information about a great product or thingy out to the people who would enjoy it, while other PR is about creating a web of lies that conceals the fact that your company harnesses the energy produced by rape and uses it to ma...

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

The other thing you can do is write a strong personal essay which lets admissions people inside your life, your heart, and your world. ... Anyway, it can be hard to figure out what to write about, so here are a few suggestions: ... 5. Reasons it's wr...

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play sick mind games; boys try to pull each other's penises off and throw them in the bushes. If you can, buy the most expensive jeans ...

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence!!!!!)

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life