We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.I speak Spanish like I chew spinach—like it’s dried bubble gum stuck underneath a park bench.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.Five minutes ago it was five minutes late, and my watch is five minutes slow.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.