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They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances

Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances

A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold until it's time to run, at which point they miserably trot for a god-awful interval of time that could be better spent slee...

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances

I did not become a runner to lose weight, I did it to escape my computer

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances

Running a race assigns a point to a sport that often feels very pointless. It's an exuberant payoff to months of tedium. It's a way of crafting an end boss for a particularly cumbersome video game. It's a fun, monstrous reason to keep putting one foo...

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances