Amy wondered if Bonaparte could declare war on Miss Gwen alone without breaking his peace with England
LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.
It would be, like all of Pammy's parties, hot and crowded and filled with impossibly glamorous people with hip bones so sharp they could qualify as concealed weapons.
Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.
