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Whoever has the better stuff wins. Sound familiar, American lackeys of late-stage capitalism?

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

Here's a tip for new parents: Start lowering those expectations early, it's going to pay off later.

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

There was one moment of intersection, when the topic of hate-watching came up. "Why do you watch TV shows--and keep watching them--if you don't like them?" Terrence asked. Simple: Some days, all you have is gazing upon horror, and the small comfort o...

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

They don't give gold bracelets for regrets.

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

I'd never been much of an athlete, due to a physical condition I'd had since birth (unathleticism). Perhaps if there were a sport centered around lying on your couch in a neurotic stupor all day, I'd take an interest.

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

Weeks passed, but my Word-A-Day Calendar was stuck on "motherfucker.

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

As it often did when I thought about chicken wings and entropy, my mind turned to Emerson. "Life is a journey, not a destination." Now that was one stone-cold motherfucker who was not afraid to deliver the truth: After the torments of the journey, yo...

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death