Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.
Limiting the freedom of news 'just a little bit' is in the same category with the classic example 'a little bit pregnant.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds.
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
Women talk when they want to. Or don't.
I don't know Who is cranking; I'm pleased He doesn't stop.
I'm too much old-timer to be rude to a woman no matter what - they have so much of what we have none of.
I waited. Women talk when they want to. Or don't.