On influence: If you want to have a lot of pull, don't go pushing people around.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouHe graduated law school, but he didn’t pass the bar. No, he stopped in and got drunk.
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The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI make my own luck, and I make it in a pot. Then I bring it to potlucks.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouMy wife and I went on vacation to get away. I went to Colorado, and she went to Ireland.
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The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouMy wife and I were together for two years. Those were the best two days of my life.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI am the red in remembered. Why am I red? Because I'm embarrassed.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI left my money somewhere, probably in your wallet. Let me check.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You