She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have family all over. And when they’re all over, I leave the house and go anywhere else.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouMy son’s name will be Sonya, like his mother, whose name will be Dadya.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI can spot a polka dot dress from hundreds of circles away.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouThe ocean waves were choppy. Good thing I know karate and was able to fight back.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouA rose is a mixture of flower and thorns, which means it’s half “Let’s fuck,” and half “fuck you.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You